Expiring Salt
Why is there an expiration date
on my 250 million year old salt?
Will it really expire
seven months from now
unless I store it in a cave or vault?
Probably just company lawyers covering their ass
ensuring potential problems are not their fault.
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Linked to dVerse Poets Pub — Quadrille #146: Let’s Get Salty, where De Jackson is hosting and asked us to pen a quadrille using the word salt.
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Ha! Ron, this made me laugh out loud! Great take on the prompt!
I was having this conversation with my wife over the weekend. Your prompt was quite timely, and good for another 250 million years.
So funny… no I do not think salt expires unless you live in very high humidity
haha! Things that make you hm?!
I think you’re right! 😀
LOL!!!
have a good Monday
Much love…
Your opening question really made me smile, Ron! Some things only make sense to lawyers…
Next time I will buy 249 million year old salt so I don’t have to worry about it expiring before I do.
Isn’t that SO true..very well done!
Very interesting take… never before noticed the expiry date 🤣🤣🤣
Those first 2 lines made me laugh loud loud! Good question.
The last line is probably true. Haha. Nice poem.
I’m now checking my backside for an expiration date. Lovely, Ron.
I love your question! Like many other things we do in life that make absolutely no sense at all!
😆 Ron 😆
Lol that’s because all edible things are supposed to have a best by date… especially those being imported/exported.
I came ro, I read, great work my friend — but I am not well. Be back soon.
Sorry to hear that Rob. Get well.
Good point Ron!! 😀
That’s hilarious. 😀
Hilarious! I love it